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Hi, I'm Colin Morgan and I like to fuck up lives

On average, 5 people are born every second and 1.78 die.
So we’re ahead by 3.22, which is good, I think.

The average person will spend two weeks in his life
waiting for the traffic light to change.

Pubescent girls wait two to four years
for the tender lumps under their nipples to grow.

So the average adult has over 1,460 dreams a year,
laughs 15 times a day. Children, 385 more times.

So the average male adult mates 2,580 times with five different people
but falls in love only twice in his life—possibly

with the same person. Seventy-nine long years for each of us,
awakened to love in our twenties, so more or less

thirty years to love our two lovers each. And if, in a lifetime,
one walks a total of 13,640 miles by increments,

Where are you headed, traveler?
is a valid philosophical question to pose to a man, I think, along with

Why does the blood in your veins travel endlessly?
on account of those red cells flowing night and day

through the traffic of the blood vessels, which if laid out
in a straight line would be over 90,000 miles long.

The great Nile River in Egypt is 4,180 miles long.
The great circle of the earth’s equator is 24,903 miles.

Dividing this green earth among all of us
gives a hundred square feet of living space to each,

but our brains take only one square foot of it,
along with the 29 bones of the skull, so

if you look outside your window with your mind only,
why do you hear the housefly hum middle octave, key of F?

If you listen to the cat on the rug by the fire with
the 32 muscles in your ear, you will hear

100 different vocal sounds. Listen to the dog
wishing for your love: 10 different sounds.

If you think loneliness is beyond calculation,
think of the mole digging a tunnel underground

ninety-eight miles long to China
in one single night. If you think beauty escapes you

or your entire genealogical tree, consider the slug
with its four uneven noses, or the chameleon shifting colors

under an arbitrary light. Think of the deepest point
in the deepest ocean, the Marianas Trench in the Pacific,

do you think anyone’s sadness can be deeper? In 1681,
the last dodo bird died. In the 16th century,

Queen Elizabeth suffered from a fear of roses.
Anne Boleyn had six fingers. People fall in love

twice. The human heart beats 3 billion times — only — in a lifetime.
If you attempt to count all the stars in the galaxy, one

every second, it’ll take 3 thousand years, if you’re lucky.
As owls are the only birds that can see the color blue

the ocean is bluish, along with the sky and the eyes
of that boy who died alone by that little unnamed river

in your dreams one blue night of the war
of one of your lives. (Do you remember which one?)

Duration of World War 1: four years, 3 months, 14 days.
Duration of an equatorial sunset: 128 seconds, 142 tops.

A neuron’s impulse takes 1/1000 of a second,
a morning’s commute from Prospect Expressway

to the Brooklyn Bridge, about 90 minutes,
forty-five without traffic.

Time it takes for a flower to wilt after it’s cut from the stem: five days.
Time left our sun before it runs out of light: five billion years.

Hence the number of happy citizens under the red glow
of that sun: maybe 50% of us, 50% on good days, tops.

Number who are sad: maybe 70% on the good days—
especially on the good days. (The first emotion’s more intense, I think,

when caught up with the second.) So children grow faster in the summer,
their bright blue bodies expanding. The ocean, after all, is blue

which is why the sky now outside your window is bluish
expanding with the white of something beautiful, like clouds.

Fact: The world is a beautiful place—once in a while.
Another fact: We fall in love twice. Maybe more, if we’re lucky.

Arkaye Kierulf, “Textbook Statistics”  (via girlbats)

richwhitelesbian:

haha thanks, i’m here all week. i’m here after that week too. i’m here for another few years to be honest. i’ve given up on most of my dreams really. i’m going to be here a while


  • computer:  wanna update this
  • me:  sure
  • computer:  you have to restart your com-
  • me:  never mind

allthemerthurfeels:

‘gonna start watching merlin!!!!’

‘i’ve seen so much stuff here about merlin so i’m going to watch it and join in’

‘just finished s1e1 omggg’

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internetexplorers:

[ANGRILY DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AT ALL]


cancer-or-paradise:

homework
homewor
homewo
homew
home
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how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no 


  • January 2012 :  This year is gonna be my year.
  • December 2012 :  I tried.

i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just


   sigh x200                         ew                         bye

                    why                            no

 so done                     sigh                    100% over it

                                L I F E

              what’s the point                   ugh          nah

  nope                                   too much effort

       take me out of the oven                           600% done


wholove:

No young fandom, no matter how great, can know it’s destiny. It cannot glimpse it’s part in the plot hole filled frustrating story that is about to unfold. Like everyone, it must live and learn. And so it will be for this young fandom watching a new bbc one campy fun family show. A show that will, in time, break their hearts in to a billion pieces. It’s name: Merlin.

DOOO DOOO DO DOOODOODOOOOOO


  • Merlin fandom:  
  • Merlin fandom:  
  • Merlin fandom:  You know what i do feel a little better maybe i'll just-
  •  *Remembers scene of arthurs death*
  •  *Remembers arthur thanking merlin*
  •  *Remembers merlin lived an eternity without arthur*
  • Merlin fandom:  
  • Merlin fandom:  *continues crying in a corner*
  •  *repeats every hour*

I only wanted to know the actor’s name, i did not mean to stalk him for the rest of my unproductive life


  • Mum:  Hey that guy you like is on tv
  • Me:  *Bashes through my door
  • Me:  *Trips down stairs
  • Me:  *Slips on the floor
  • Me:  *Runs into wall
  • Me:  *Army rolls through the kitchen
  • Me:  *Skids around the corner
  • Me:  *Dives onto couch
  • Me:  Shutup or i'll fucking murder you all

Thank you Merlin cast and crew for everything the past 5 years. You made me laugh and cry, but most of all happy, so thank you. I’ve also met lots of amazing people thanks to this show and I will forever be grateful to you for this. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.